How about a short but sweet excerpt from BOUND?
Before Maxine had the chance to take a good look around, Ben hurled her over his shoulder and cracked her right on the ass.
“Fuckballs!” she screamed. “What the hell are you doing?”
Tossing her down on the bed in her fine couture dress, Ben roared with laughter then pounced down next to her. “Oh, come on, it didn’t hurt…” Then Ben turned away, and Maxine could see the crimson splotches rising on his cheeks. “Shit…don’t tell me you got spanked this morning…oh, Captain!”
“No,” Maxine said with all sincerity. “I was really bad, so I got the belt!”